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So moved into my new place last month and the same weekend an air force girl moved into the place next door, she's from Chicago. Her fiancee came up and just moved in last weekend, I woke up this morning and walked out the door and saw that big damn "W" flag hanging in my face.

I need to do something, fast.

I mean the obvious things came to mind, get drunk and tear it down and pee on it, get an "L" flag, and try to get her to sleep with me and piss off her man but those are all just too boring.

I need some help for something creative, anything in mind?
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longball12
As long as the Brewers are ahead of them in the standings, simply keep putting a copy of the standings out in front of his door every morning. Of course this only works if the Brewers are in first place so wait til Wednesday morning if you want.

Actually, you could just tape them to your door.
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bb211
Light a bag of poo on her doorstep, ring the doorbell, run behind the bushes, and watch magic happen.
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pinetar
just hang the flag upside down so it's an M for milwaukee...and then call him out on it and ask him how he could just turn his back on his team like that...tell him he's not a true baseball fan...and then watch him break up with his gf and move out because he is emotionally distraught...this is a fool proof plan...good luck
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longball12
Pinetar wrote:


just hang the flag upside down so it's an M for milwaukee...and then call him out on it and ask him how he could just turn his back on his team like that...tell him he's not a true baseball fan...and then watch him break up with his gf and move out because he is emotionally distraught...this is a fool proof plan...good luck

Ooh. Good idea. Never thought of the upside down W.

Anyone else notice the pic of the babe on the right with the words "Free Forever" above her picture? Wow. Didn't catch a look at her face though.

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Decorate the front lawn with empty Gatorade bottles.
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db11
Have you been introduced?

If not, get yourself an outdated Walkman, prescription glasses, a Cubs hat, a green turtleneck, a black long-sleeve shirt, put on a dopey face and introduce yourself as "Steve, a lifelong Cubs' fan."
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Decorate the whole door, windows and everything with brewers pictures and etc. then get a brewers door mate and put it right by his door or a cubs suck door mate.
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memorialbball
This is really dumb but put up a huge slide in your yard like the one at Miller and everyday when your neighbor goes out to get the paper/mail you can slide down dressed as Bernie and give him/her a letter that says Cubs Suck.
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Mr. Guru_old
You could always just got with the "100 years and counting..." sign.

Otherwise any one of the ideas above are good. I like the upside down W sign, and then make your own little sign to put next to it that says... "ilwaukee"
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souvenircity
If they have a dog with short hair, maybe brand the old school Brewers logo into the poor critter. Horrible, but effective.

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bbmason57
Buy a goat and just let it roam around her door in the mornings. ?
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souvenircity
DB wrote:


Have you been introduced?

If not, get yourself an outdated Walkman, prescription glasses, a Cubs hat, a green turtleneck, a black long-sleeve shirt, put on a dopey face and introduce yourself as "Steve, a lifelong Cubs' fan."


This is probably the best idea so far.

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hueby
MemorialBBall wrote:


This is really dumb but put up a huge slide in your yard like the one at Miller and everyday when your neighbor goes out to get the paper/mail you can slide down dressed as Bernie and give him/her a letter that says Cubs Suck.


I honestly thought this was funny! Or instead on the last part imitate Harry Carey and yell "Cubs lose! Cubs lose!"
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pinetar
rkolo14 wrote:


DB wrote:


Have you been introduced?

If not, get yourself an outdated Walkman, prescription glasses, a Cubs hat, a green turtleneck, a black long-sleeve shirt, put on a dopey face and introduce yourself as "Steve, a lifelong Cubs' fan."


This is probably the best idea so far.


I think this is by far the best idea...
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