I'd hate to call you stupid dude, but if that was your best guess at my age dude then you could really use a college education like what I'm getting. And take lots of math.
I've read your posts since you got here, and I wouldn't touch your college education with a ten foot pole. I'll stick with my own.
Also, I'd take a break from math and look up the word sarcasm, because you haven't been getting it at all, and look foolish as a result.
That's okay I doubt my college would take you anyway...and they take almost everyone. And your sarcasm wasn't even funny so who's the real fool?
I guess you don't know where I study. Here's a hint, look at my logo. We don't take everyone here.
Who's the real fool? I'll say it's the guy that has:
-Said Wisconsin misses out on football recruits because of unfavorable academics
-Said he couldn't/wouldn't go to UW because his major wasn't offered there (though it is)
-When someone mentioned that the Charlie Weis-Bret Bielema matchup would be "fat man vs. doofus", replied that Bielema wasn't fat
-Thought that Trevor Hoffman having his own music at Miller Park was unique
-Started a thought with "Cory (sic) Hart may never be an all-star, but..." despite Hart becoming an All-Star the year before
-Said that the Brewers should fold if they don't pull off a series sweep of the Mets
-Been obsessed with discussions going off topic
-When asked questions for daily WisCash, almost always chosen every single option available
-Overshadows a general interest in most sports with a lack of knowledge about them
-Put his personal information on this site (Haven't figured out who I'm describing yet? I'm looking at you Brad Vogel, the 20-year old grocery store employee from Muskego. PS. How was the birthday two and a half weeks ago?)
And that's just from a few minutes of browsing a couple forums on here. I could easily find more, but I'm already struggling to shove a spoon in my ear to distract myself from the pain induced by the crap I just read.
So feel free to call me stupid, I'll take it with a grain of salt considering the source. I'll do you a favor too and leave this topic be after this post. Or, if it suits you better, I can send you a new pillow to cry into at night. Maybe you can collect the tears between shifts stocking the produce section and form a liquid version of yourself so you finally have someone to hug.